What He Really Said

Alan Shore: Denny, you think you can understand what it means to be Jewish?
Denny Crane: Oh, please. I don’t even understand what it means to be Lutheran.
Alan Shore: Do you believe in God?
Denny Crane: Of course, I do. You know I do.
Alan Shore: Why?
Denny Crane: *shaking his head* Why? Why? B—because if you believe in God, and it turns out there’s no God, there’s no harm, no foul. But if you don’t believe in God, and it turns out there is one, you’re screwed.
Alan Shore: What do you think he looks like?
Denny Crane: Like me; perhaps thinner.
Alan Shore: You think he looks like you?
Denny Crane: God made man in His image.
Alan Shore: And specifically—?
Denny Crane: Me.

Source: http://www.boston-legal.org/script/BL03x16.pdf